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Song Parodies -> "I Am Rand Paul"

Original Song Title:

"I Want It All"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Rand Paul"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

Here is yet another parody aimed at a 201 hopeful but who says all parodies have to be biting? When Rand beat e GOP anointed candidate in the KY primaries, the GTOP turned its back on Rand until it appeared that Rand would win the election. We need a Conservative President, folks.
I am Rand Paul, I want it all, I am Rand Paul, not Ron at all,

A KY Senator, medical elite
All set for brawling on a campaign street
I'm a doctor, not lawyer anointed
Vote for me, so as not be disappointed

It's a lot I'm asking, I heard him say,
POTUS is my future, I'll find a way,

I am Rand Paul, I want it all, I am Rand Paul, not Ron at all,
I am Rand Paul, I want it all, I am Rand Paul, not Ron at all,

You know my father, somewhat off in space...
I'm a new version, a fresher face!
I am conservative..and very humble..
I am mainstream...and electable

It's a lot I'm asking, you have naught to lose,
Except for four more years of abuse,

I am Rand Paul, I want it all, I am Rand Paul, not Ron at all,
I am Rand Paul, I want it all, I am Rand Paul, not Ron at all,

I'm a man with an idea in mind,
but I only have...one life time,
Not a man for compromise
or one to enetertain time worn lies,
So I'm asking you, yes I'm asking you,
Make my dream come true, make my dfream come true,

For the moment I'll tolerate... thye GOP,
Until I can pay them back...for Kentucky,

I am Rand Paul, I want it all, I am Rand Paul, not Ron at all,
I am Rand Paul, I want it all, I am Rand Paul, not Ron at all,

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