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Song Parodies -> "Rash (What Went Wrong?)"

Original Song Title:

"Flash (Flash Theme Song)"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Rash (What Went Wrong?)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Some sexual silliness... and the dangers of STDs when not wearing a condom!!!
Rash, Oh-No!
Oh God how this really hurts!
Rash, Oh-No!
Sex with a whore was just nuts!

[Spoken]

(Seemingly there is a reason for these post-coital urinal unimaginable flare-ups)
(Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow)
(What's happening Doc?)
(Only Doctor Sanjay Gupta, formerly on Oprah, has provided any explanation)

Rash, Oh-No!
Just when will it heal?

[Spoken]

(This morning's unprecedented hot burning piss is some cause for alarm)

Rash, Oh-No!
Hell of the transmittable!

She's done every one of us
Gang-banged every one of us
She's been with so many men
Many men, even women
Many orgies, got outta hand
Rash!

[Spoken]

(Sorry pal- Holler, Rash Gonor is spreading!)
(What do you mean Rash Gonor is spreading? Need is dire! Infection! Need Antibiotics to to treat this body!)

Rash, Oh-No!
(The Bitch lied!)

Rash, Oh-No!
Gang-banged every one of us

Just a John
Who was under-age
I knew she was
Nothing but a whore
But I wanted tail
No one but a stupid fool
Would make such an epic fail
...Oh..No........Oh..No................

(Rash, rash, I hate you, I KNEW I should have put on a latex condom first!)
Rash... from Gonorrhea!


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Porfle Popnecker - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Clap, clap, clap...
Rob Arndt - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
TY Porfle... I was thinking of doing the parody as Dash (seasoning) but don't do that well with food parodies like you ;-)

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