-> "The Gridiron Tragedy"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Gridiron Tragedy"
Is this the real life, is it just fantasy
Caught in 12-game slide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, watch my team on Sky and see
I'm just a poor coach, I need no sympathy
But I'm no sleazy guy, sleazy coach
Getting high, getting hoes,
Any way that Bill goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Big Ben, just killed that chance
Forced a pass between 3 Jags, end zone, picked off, now he's dead
Big Ben, your life's just begun,
But now I've gone and told you run this play.
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back with Cass this time tomorrow,
Carry, on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.
Too late, the time has come
The career's on the line, reading death threats all the time,
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go.
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Fisher [Titans Coach, Jeff], ooh...
I don't wanna spy,
But sometimes wish I'd never lost a game at all
I see a little glimpse of that small cameraman
T.J Housh, T.J. Housh, will you do the "Save Michael [Vick]"
Yellow Flags and warnings, very frightening me
I'm just a poor coach, nobody wants me
He's just a poor coach, with some poor employees
Spare him, let him move to Cincinnati
Easy guys, easy hoes
Will you let me go?
Parcella: "No we will not let you go"
Let him go
Parcella: "We will not let you go"
Let him go
Parcellla: "We will not let you go"
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.
The Dolphins fans has some nicknames for Dear Cass and me, and me, and me
So you think you can trade Sam [Morris] for Joseph Addai?
So you think [John] Becks for QB and leave him to die?
Oh Billy, can't do this to me Billy,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here
Nothing really matters, except my dear Cassie
Nothing really matters, nothing really matter to me.
Any way that Bill goes
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