Song Parodies -> Jay Is The Champion
| Original Song Title: | "We Are The Champion" |
| Original Performer: | Queen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Jay Is The Champion" |
| Parody Written by: | Sam Leno |
I'm Jay's cousin Sam "Mr Chintastic" Leno and this is a song about how great my cousin Jay's show is compared to this generation's bunch of pathetic saps like Oprah (YOU WERE BETTER WHEN YOU WERE FAT!), The girls from The View (I HATE YOU MORE THAN EVER....YOU HAD TO GET RID OF ROSIE,IT'S NOT FAIR!)Carson Daily (YOU ARE A LOSER!), Steve Colbert (YOU'RE SO NOT COOL), Jon Stewart (YOU SUCK!), Conan (GET A NEW HAIRCUT YOU CHIPMUNK FACED FREAK!), Mr Craig Ferguson (NO ONE LIKES YOU DEAL WITH IT), Ellen (TAKE THAT YOU IRRITATING WITCH WOMAN!), And of course David Letterman (I'LL GIVE YOU TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD QUIT YOUR SHOW, MY COUSIN JAY IS BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU KNOW IT!). So enjoy.
It's a late night
My favourite time-
NBC has Jay on
CBS has Dave
Those talk show hosts
Their constant ratings feuds
But Jay wins because he knocked Dave out with his chin -
And that's the truth on, I ain't lying.
Jay is the champion - That's right
And he'll keep on fighting - all night-
Jay is the champion -
Jay is the champion
Dave is a loser and so is Conan.
'Cause Jay is the champion-of the talk show world!
Forget The View , that is old news
And Ellen's show is nothing but spew.
Steve Colbert, Jon Stewart, Craig, and Carson Daily...Take a hike
We don't need you!
-
Because Jay's better than you all -
Jay's full of spirit
And he loves his cars -
So consider tuning in to good ol Jay-
Because He's the best in the talk show world-
Jay is the champion - That's right
And he'll keep on fighting -all night-
Jay is the champion -
Jay is the champion
Dave is a loser and so is Conan.
'Cause Jay is the champion-of the talk show world!
My favourite time-
NBC has Jay on
CBS has Dave
Those talk show hosts
Their constant ratings feuds
But Jay wins because he knocked Dave out with his chin -
And that's the truth on, I ain't lying.
Jay is the champion - That's right
And he'll keep on fighting - all night-
Jay is the champion -
Jay is the champion
Dave is a loser and so is Conan.
'Cause Jay is the champion-of the talk show world!
Forget The View , that is old news
And Ellen's show is nothing but spew.
Steve Colbert, Jon Stewart, Craig, and Carson Daily...Take a hike
We don't need you!
-
Because Jay's better than you all -
Jay's full of spirit
And he loves his cars -
So consider tuning in to good ol Jay-
Because He's the best in the talk show world-
Jay is the champion - That's right
And he'll keep on fighting -all night-
Jay is the champion -
Jay is the champion
Dave is a loser and so is Conan.
'Cause Jay is the champion-of the talk show world!
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