Song Parodies -> Another One Buys a Lunch

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites the Dust"

Original Performer:

Queen

  
Parody Song Title:

"Another One Buys a Lunch"

Parody Written by:

Alejandro

Standin in line to buy some lunch
And the place was pretty packed
I was really late so I had to wait
With the morons in the back
It was looking like a Taco Bell
There was food all over the floor
We’re already packed in like sardines
Now they’re gonna let in more

Another one buys a lunch
Another one buys a lunch
And another buys one and another buys one
Another one buys a lunch
Hey, I’m gonna sit by you
Another one buys a lunch

There’s a food tray poking me in the ribs
There’s an onion ring on my ear
There’s a starving young man sitting next to me
Hasn’t eaten in a year
Well I think I’m missing an order of fries
I think my wallet’s gone
And I think them doors are opening again
To let a couple more freaks come in

Another one buys a lunch
Another one buys a lunch
And another buys one and another buys one
Another one buys a lunch
Hey, I’m gonna sit by you
Another one buys a lunch

Another one buys a lunch
Another one buys a lunch
Another one buys a lunch
Another one buys a lunch, hey…

The windows don’t open and the fans are broke
And my face is turning blue
Haven’t been in a crowd like this
Since 1992
Well, I shoulda got out a little while ago
But I couldn’t get to the door
There isn’t any room for me to breathe
Now they’re gonna let in more

Another one buys a lunch
Another one buys a lunch
And another buys one and another buys one
Another one buys a lunch
Hey, I’m gonna sit by you
Another one buys a lunch


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malcolm higgins - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I eat breakfast and dinner, but loved this at noon..
MrMacphisto - December 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Well served... 5-5-5
Agrimorfee - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
This is actually half of an original parody, the other half directly taken from Weird Al Yankovic's "Another One Rides The Bus". Shame on you.
Father Mulcahy - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Originality, originality - no jockularity. What Agri said.

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