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Song Parodies -> "Another One Buys a Lunch"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites the Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Another One Buys a Lunch"

Parody Written by:

Alex "Alejandro" Bonin

The Lyrics

Standin in line to buy some lunch
And the place was pretty packed
I was really late so I had to wait
With the morons in the back
It was looking like a Taco Bell
There was food all over the floor
We’re already packed in like sardines
Now they’re gonna let in more

Another one buys a lunch
Another one buys a lunch
And another buys one and another buys one
Another one buys a lunch
Hey, I’m gonna sit by you
Another one buys a lunch

There’s a food tray poking me in the ribs
There’s an onion ring on my ear
There’s a starving young man sitting next to me
Hasn’t eaten in a year
Well I think I’m missing an order of fries
I think my wallet’s gone
And I think them doors are opening again
To let a couple more freaks come in

Another one buys a lunch
Another one buys a lunch
And another buys one and another buys one
Another one buys a lunch
Hey, I’m gonna sit by you
Another one buys a lunch

Another one buys a lunch
Another one buys a lunch
Another one buys a lunch
Another one buys a lunch, hey…

The windows don’t open and the fans are broke
And my face is turning blue
Haven’t been in a crowd like this
Since 1992
Well, I shoulda got out a little while ago
But I couldn’t get to the door
There isn’t any room for me to breathe
Now they’re gonna let in more

Another one buys a lunch
Another one buys a lunch
And another buys one and another buys one
Another one buys a lunch
Hey, I’m gonna sit by you
Another one buys a lunch


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Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad, except "were already packed in like sardines" was directly from Weird Al's "Another One Rides the Bus".. . Good idea, decent execution and great job at following the rhyme scheme and pacing, but repetition and originality are somewhat lacking here---good job though.
Jonathan S. - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Dave's right...but it was more than just that line that was directly lifted from "AORTB." Keep trying, though.
Carmine (2-Loud) Boccotesta - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-e Rocco luca dis one ovah 'eah. I tink anudder one bytes da dust. Jus' like da ol' daze wen we jus had 'em whacked. Bud zinse i got me sum a dat viagra junk am inklined to bein` a bit more serene. Pay da guy off wid tree saw buckz.

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