I am the Ice Cream Man, I am the Ice Cream Man,
Incredible how i'm there when you don't need me,

When you hear a Jingle that you just can't find
Race towards my truck, But your too far behind,
When I sit, At the end of your street,
It's little kids, that run toward my treats,

I am the Ice Cream Man, I am the Ice Cream Man,
Incredible how i'm there when you don't need me,
I am the Ice Cream Man, I am the Ice Cream Man,
I'm always there when, You don't have money,

You hear me in your room and it frosts your eyes,
I say "I'll wait for you, But it's all lies,
Like the CIA or the FBI,
You get close enough, But no Ice Cream Fries,

I am the Ice Cream Man, I am the Ice Cream Man,
Incredible how i'm there when you don't need me,
I am the Ice Cream Man, I am the Ice Cream Man,
I'm always there when, You don't have money,

(Ice Cream Jingle)
Ice Cream Man?
I'll stop I promise,
Okay, Lemme Get my money out,
Mwuahahahahaha (Ice Cream man turns on engine)
Wait! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!!?
HAHAHAHA BUH-BYE!!! (Ice Cream Man Speeds off)
Damn You Ice Cream Man!!!!!
Now I Shall Never return,
Now I Shall Never return,

Now I'm on your road again and you hear the bells,
And you see my truck, and eyes start to swell,
And you'll never catch my truck, cuz I go too fast,
But that's okay, cuz this'll never last,

I am the Ice Cream Man, I am the Ice Cream Man,
Incredible how i'm there when you don't need me,
Try and catch me,
I am the Ice Cream Man, I am the Ice Cream Man,
I'm always there when, You don't have money,
Look at me look at me

I'll be back next year,