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Song Parodies -> "Surreal Rhapsody: Tale of a Mental Patient Who Needs to Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Surreal Rhapsody: Tale of a Mental Patient Who Needs to Pee"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Is this surreal life?
Or is it fantasy?
Caught in a pad. cell,
No escape from insanity
I opened my eyes, looked up to the skies
And peed
I am so crazy
I need no sanity
'Cause I'm little hi little low
Little hay, little ho
Even if the wind blows
I cannot feel it
Free me
Warden, I shot a man
He was threatening me
And I really need to pee
Warden, Don't want to die
Don't want to go away and leave it all behind
Warden, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Please don't make me cry
Please don't send me to the electric chair
No please don't, No please don't, But It doesn't matter to you
Warden, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
(Every where the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
(Guitar solo)
I see the country of the rising sun
It's Japan
It's Japan
And it's capital is Tok-yo
Thunderbolts and lightening do not even frighten me
I need to go now
Do not let him
I need to go now
Do not let him
Do not let him go at all, not at all, all, all
I'm just crazy, please will you let me pee
And then you can eat some cake behind a tree
Little high little low
Will you let me go?
Dismiss him! No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
Dismiss him! We will not let you go! Let him go!
Dismiss him! We will not let you go! Let me go!
Will not let you go! Let me go!
Will not let you go! Let me go
Will not let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh Mr. Warden, Mr. Warden, Mr. Warden let me go
Be-cau-au-se A really, really need to pee
To pee
To pee
(Guitar solo)
So you think you can stop me by making me die?
So you think you can kill me and leave me behind?
No, way-ay, No way-ay
I just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of Rio
Ooh yeah, Ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Any fool could see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters
To me
And these will be my last words
Pad. Cell is short for padded cell and the thing about Rio and Japan and stuff are his moments of complete insanity.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 13

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Billy Florio - January 20, 2003 - Report this comment
By any chance, is this song about you?
Jordan - January 20, 2003 - Report this comment
The pacing is rough, and I'm a stickler on pacing. If a song has bad pacing it ruins it for me.
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
An extra long version of "Bohemian Rhapsody" or its parady, sounds pretty darn good to me. I liked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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