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Song Parodies -> "I Want My Ball"

Original Song Title:

"I Want It All"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"I Want My Ball"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

160 is said as 1 60 here
Upset and all
Upset and all
Upset and all……well I’m better now

Amateur bowler with pizza to eat
Darn an alley sleeper, wont take defeat
And right now I’m screaming, you can hear no doubt
At a machine that will not spit my ball out
Ain’t much I’m asking, I’m here to play
Gotta finish nine more frames I’d like to today
I want my ball, I want my ball, I want my ball, and I want it now
I want my ball, I want my ball, I want my ball, and I want it now

Notify the front desk, no one around
I’ll just have to use a house ball, released and then gutter bound
Would not give me, no, what fits me so fine
Had no spare time on me, my score will decline
I’ve gone beyond sighing, if you want the truth
Wanna beat 160 I got in my youth

Wanted my ball (give it all – wanted my ball)
Wanted my ball (yeah)
Wanted my ball and I blew it now

Wanted my ball (yes wanted my ball)
Wanted my ball hey
Wanted my ball and I blew it now

I get mad and I loose my mind
Would you like to use a lifeline (people do you hear me)
I’m so mad at my declines of missing strikes and little lines
Now I’m beating the wall, yes I’m beating the wall
And don’t feel it at all, and don’t feel it at all
Oooh oh yeah yeah - ha ha ha ha ha
Blaa blaa blaa bah
Not glad at all


Was over reacting, I guess that’s the truth
Control in future
Be a role for youth (be a role for youth) (be a role for youth)
Wanted my ball, wanted my ball, wanted my ball and I got mad wow!

Upset and all yeah yeah yeah
Upset and all, upset and all well I’m better now
Oh oh oh oh oooh

Well I’m better - now
I wanted, I wanted
Ooooh ha

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Kristof Robertson - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
This is pretty cool, Ann...not LOL funny, but very well written. Take a score of 545 (which is pretty good considering 300's perfect!)
Ann Hammond - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof.
AFW - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Strikingly funny..laughs to spare
Ann Hammond - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW
Dee Range - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
No gutter ball here...544 from a bowler who knows the feeling. Good job
stuart mcarthur - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I've got a spare three fives for you, twinkletoes - 555
Ann Hammond - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Dee and stuart

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