Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Vandal"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Darth Chaos

The Lyrics

Vandal - now you broke it, Allstate will wanna know
Hey vandal, made my life into a Springer show

I'll get a headache, you'll get a nose break
I'll hear you pleadin', see your knees quake
Over and over and over again

Vandal - now you broke it, I can't go get no food
Hey vandal, I showed the town you're a bad dude

You broke my Harley, busted my headlight
Blew up my PC, gonna get a fistfight
Over and over and over again

You better know when I'm there, I'm gonna get the damn Chair
I'll have you strung in the air and tell you "Cremation of Care"
It's only my wife's, it's twisted and broken

I'll get a headache, you'll get a nose break, yeah
I'll hear you pleadin', I'll say for Christ's sake
Over and over and over and over again

Vandal - Yes you're broke in my house again
Vandal - Breakin' in my house again

Today it's hard times, tomorrow's headlines
And no-one really knows the crooks from the guys
And in the end I'm gonna be tanning your hide

Tanning and tanning and tanning your hide


Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 552