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Song Parodies -> "My Kid's Are Freakin' Nuts"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"My Kid's Are Freakin' Nuts"

Parody Written by:

Michael E Cormier

The Lyrics

1. I see them daily on the street, with their pants slung way down low
Hopping along to a rappin' beat, not caring what they show
Are they crazy? Are they nuts? My daughter really scares me
Her favorite song is called My Humps, by a group called BEP
(chorus)

CHORUS
My kids are freakin' nuts
My kids are freakin' nuts
They want an I pod and
They want an X box
My kids are freakin' nuts
Hey, they want money too
My kids are freakin' nuts

2. Maybe they think that my hard earned dough comes to me for free
I'd welcome them to take a walk out back and find that money tree
We've got rent to pay, and clothes to buy, we gotta pay our utilities
"Daddy, can I have a car?" Well dear, only if we don't eat.
(chorus)

3. There are many bills that have to be paid, so don't give me that frown
There's the lights, the phone, the heat and the gas. Sorry to let you down
I'm Daddy, I'm not the bank. I love you endlessly
But $100 bucks for a pair of jeans! Ya gotta be kidding me?
(chorus)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Michael Pacholek - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, I don't have this problem -- then again, I don't have kids. Meddling or otherwise.
alvin rhodes - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
excellent work here...bravo
Ann Hammond - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
funny
Michael E Cormier - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you Michael, alvin, and Ann. The bank of Dad is now closed due to lack of funds. Now, if my kids would only buy that.
AFW - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny take on today's youth...
Michael E Cormier - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanx AFW
Jack Wilson - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! I love parodies of this OS,and love the OS too
Michael E Cormier - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad you liked it Jack. One of my favorite songs too. thanks
PMS - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Way funny
The Charnstar - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
No doubt, you are a great parodist, genious ideas, and VERY TRUE!... Just I'm 15 and it's everyone I know that is freakin' nuts.. I swear, I was born 20 years too late. But the point is, you really gotta work on your pacing. Besidesthat, I loved this parody, 4-5-5
Michael E Cormier - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanx for your comments Charnstar and PMS
Red Ant - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good and original take on a none-too-easy song to spoof. Tough love here though, Michael (and you'll probably hate me for this): I had to take a point off in pacing for the missing section after the second chorus. 455
Below Average Dave - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't have kids, but I can relate through being the oldest in a family of four, and having two neices. . .Great parody, as always, I really hope you get that recording studio. . .
Michael E Cormier - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you red ant and dave, and red ant, i don't hate you. I thank you for offering an honest opinion. It's when low marks are unloaded with no explanation that gets under my skin. Thanx for your honesty. You too charnstar. Thanx everybody
Tommy Turtle - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but Red Ant's advice is always solid. (He keeps me on my flippers, so to speak.) One additional suggestion: generally get higher marks if you make up a different parody version of each chorus instead of repeating, even though the OS repeats its chorus. Think of it as a chance to display additional creativity and wit.... Great stuff here, Michael. Fives for the all-too-true content, and it won't let me not vote on pacing, so I go with the Ant there.
John Lomain - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Well written stuff
Agrimorfee - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This was damned funny. Since this was paced so well in the verses, I'll give a 554---for the missing beat in the title line ("My kids are SO freakin' nuts" would have worked), and for missing the ad libbed middle section. (Freddie always made his ad libs integral to the songs, may he rest in peace). Keep on rockin' Mike (you are no relation to Rick, are you?)
Michael E Cormier - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Great team we have here. Thanx for the comments.
Michael E Cormier - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
To aggrimorfee, not that I know of, but I have been asked that a lot. Pass it on. Thnx

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