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Song Parodies -> "Rate Me (I Can't Get Straight 5's Alone)"

Original Song Title:

"Save Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Rate Me (I Can't Get Straight 5's Alone)"

Parody Written by:

Silver Power

The Lyrics

Alright, for the refrain, I couldn't tell if it said 'Save me, Save me, Save me' or if it said 'Save, Save, Save me', so I went with 'Save, save, save me.' If you have any doubts about the pacing, look up the lyrics online before you actually do rate that. Also, if it does actually go 'Rate me, rate me, rate me' in the original, I didn't know, so please don't let that affect your ratings.Thanks.
I grabbed a bag of chips.
Got a Coke, sat in the chair.
I tried to think of something cool to write of.
How my brain hurt...
Nearly fried...
I tried to write a parody.
I kept on typing hopelessly.
Wrote a song 'bout a guy like me,
Trouble with parodies...

Rate, rate, rate me!
I can't get straight 5's alone!
Rate, rate, rate me!
I'm shakin' with rage ifffff you don't.

I swear that I'll get mean,
If you don't, cuz you're lazy.
I'd say 'If you don't, I would kill you',
But I am wasted,
On my drugs.
I'm not sure if you do re-a-lize,
The ache inside my head.
It's now a sticky mold inside.
Oh, pain, I underwent.

Rate, rate, rate me!
I can't get straight 5's alone!
Rate, rate, rate me!
I'm shakin' with rage ifffff you don't.

(Soft Guitar Solo... I get off of my computer chair and start rocking out... Christian comes in, has a good chuckle, and leaves. Yep... Oh, crap, the guitar solo's almost over... )

I spent my time writing for AmIRight,
So you should take some time...

Rate, rate, rate me! (Yeah)
(Guitar)
Just rate, rate, Oooh, rate me!
I'm shakin' with rage ifffff you don't.

Rate, rate, Oooooh!
I'm shakin' with rage ifffff you don't...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 1
 0
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   1
 0
 2
 
 4   3
 2
 2
 
 5   7
 7
 7
 

User Comments

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AnOnYmOuS - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
444, It was pretty good.



















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Cat - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Desperation never merits 5s. Sorry dude. Some subtlety would be good next time.
Silver Power - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Nah, I wasn't begging for fives. It was a song about a guy who had trouble writing a parody, and expected fives.

I knew I wasn't gonna get straight fives :P
DJ Blaze - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, you'll still get 'em, because I love this parody. 555

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