Pepe, he laughs and
The day is parfait
He loves to woo all of the girls
He lives in Paris
It's the "City of Love"
Where love is comingled with fate
He turns himself 'round
And he smiles and he says,
"Ooh la la!
"La femme skunk fatale!"
And chases the cat
Who was dreaming, asleep,
And somehow got white paint on her coat

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Pretty big stink
I say he's a
Pretty big stink
Isn't he?

All of his lovers
Are just really cats
He needs showers
And they have no scent
They get so queasy
Just 'cause he's a
Pretty big stink
But still he persists
He'd be first in the line
To join up for
"The 'Toons Dating Game"
They're running around
Through Paris
'Til she's worn...out.
It's done
Each cartoon's the same
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Pepe he then talks to you
Softly sometimes
He says
"Je t'adaore" and
"Baisse-Moi!"
You're soon realizing
He has appeal
Well...
It's a bit too much
For shame!
Pepe's such a flirt
That skunk, he
Is waiting outside
He smells worse than goat
You just hold your nose
Two worlds collide
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