Song Parodies -> William Shatner wants 2 Grind!
| Original Song Title: | "Darling Nikki" |
| Original Performer: | Prince |
| Parody Song Title: | "William Shatner wants 2 Grind!" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Hall |
I knew an EymorgGIRL.. named..Kara
I guess ..you could. SAYshe was a.sex..fiend
I met.......her up on the bridge
MASTUR..BATING with a maga..zine
she saidhow'd u like 2 waste some..time
& I could NOT RESIST.when..I saw little..Kara GRRRRINDD!
We beamed down to her planet
and I just couldn'tbelieve.my.. EYES!
she had so many de.vices
that Fed.....er...a.....tion credits could buy
she saidsign.your.name on the dotted line
the lights went out
and Karastart.ed2..GRIND!
The planet start.ed spinning
or maybe it was..Spock's..brain
I wentwhereNOman..had..gonebefore
And.my..body......will ne..verbe.THE.SAME!
Tak...ing Spock's brain kicked my behind
she'll show you no mer..cy!
but she sho.nuff. Sho..nuff.. sho love.. 2 GRIND!
I woke..up the next..morning
Kara..wasn'tthere
I looked all over
all I found was a phone number on the STAIR
it said THANKU..4..aFunky..Time
call me up....when..ev..er u want 2 GRIND
Come.back.Kara! Come..back!
Your darling Captain Kirk
WANNA......GRIND! GRIND! GRIND!
Repsorp dna gnol evil
miJ timmad
YttocS pu em maeB
I guess ..you could. SAYshe was a.sex..fiend
I met.......her up on the bridge
MASTUR..BATING with a maga..zine
she saidhow'd u like 2 waste some..time
& I could NOT RESIST.when..I saw little..Kara GRRRRINDD!
We beamed down to her planet
and I just couldn'tbelieve.my.. EYES!
she had so many de.vices
that Fed.....er...a.....tion credits could buy
she saidsign.your.name on the dotted line
the lights went out
and Karastart.ed2..GRIND!
The planet start.ed spinning
or maybe it was..Spock's..brain
I wentwhereNOman..had..gonebefore
And.my..body......will ne..verbe.THE.SAME!
Tak...ing Spock's brain kicked my behind
she'll show you no mer..cy!
but she sho.nuff. Sho..nuff.. sho love.. 2 GRIND!
I woke..up the next..morning
Kara..wasn'tthere
I looked all over
all I found was a phone number on the STAIR
it said THANKU..4..aFunky..Time
call me up....when..ev..er u want 2 GRIND
Come.back.Kara! Come..back!
Your darling Captain Kirk
WANNA......GRIND! GRIND! GRIND!
Repsorp dna gnol evil
miJ timmad
YttocS pu em maeB
trhall@stuart.iit.edu
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A good idea illogically executed. Probably the only person who will like this less than I did is Tipper Gore.
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