(Whispered:)
Here we go, folks
A weird dream that seems off
Boy meets a girl in London late at night
Tell me, have you read this book?

I flew in, woke you up
Took you to my pretty world
Won't grow up, Wendy
Look out for Hook!

He's the dude who a crank
Out to make you walk the plank
For sure, he wants to getcha

He's Captain Hook (he's Captain Hook)
He sho' 'nuf is the pirate from the book
He's been kidnappin'
And fightin' Peter Pan 'n
He ain't no good
Was that his cannon?

He's Captain Hook...

Here's how
He got the hook (he got the hook)
Now take a look (now take a look)
The right arm bit off by a croc just to taste, Wendy
Over time, got in fights, was by pirates respected (by pirates respected)
It could explain why's he so misdirected (misdirected)
Did I say right arm?
Or maybe left? I must correct it (can you correct it?)

He's Captain Hook
It's in the book
I think he went and killed his master cook
He's been kidnappin'
And fightin' Peter Pan 'n
He ain't no good
Let's fire the cannon!

It's Captain Hook! It's Captain Hook!
(What's a girl to do?)

Neverland, ladies and gentlemen! (Bicarbonate of Soda! Oh, Smee!)
Let's save Tinker Bell in grand showcase of love---Clappin'!

I flew in, woke you up
Took you to my pretty world
Won't grow up, Wendy
Look out for Hook!

Wendy (Wendy)
Look out for Captain Hook
What to do? What to do?
He will make you walk the plank
He is a grumpy crank, Wendy
For sure, he wants to getcha

He's Captain Hook (he's Captain Hook)
He sho' 'nuf is the pirate from the book
He's been kidnappin'
And fightin' Peter Pan 'n
He ain't no good
Was that his cannon?

He's Captain Hook...
(etc. to fadeout)