-> "Bris"
Original Song Title:
"Kiss"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bris"
The Lyrics
Oi!
You have chosen the beautiful old tradition
To raise your lovely baby in God's vision
One needs much experience to cut it off
Just leave it all up to me, this procedure can be quite tough
You don't have to be rich to pay this moile
It's great to be Jew--ish in this world
There's no other job that I'm more comfortable with
I plan to take extra care with your (snip, snip, snip snip!)
Bris!
Now, so let's talk turkey, bubeh--
How much will you pay me?
How 'bout gefilte, Mama, to add to my cut-rate fee?
Installment plans are interest free
Could I pour you some wine?
There's a money-back gurantee
My skills are divine
You don't have to be rich to pay this moile
It's great to be Jew--ish in this world
There's no other job that I'm more comfortable with
I plan to take extra care with your (snip, snip, snip snip!)
Bris!
(Think I'll dance the hora now!)
(Play that guitar, Mendy!)
Torah's good words rule my world
Ah yes, they are my world
At my age, khaver, I find it best not to work too hard
I don't have to watch too closely, some space is all I need
And I have my guide dog help me
He is the smartest breed
Wait, is there some hitch to be the moile?
You can't play me the fool!
I've been through the world
If it's the fact that I'm blind that you're uncomfortable with
Well just get some other guy for your (snip, snip, snip, snip!)
Bris!
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