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Song Parodies -> "The Tao of Pooh"

Original Song Title:

"I Would Die 4 U"

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Parody Song Title:

"The Tao of Pooh"

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The Lyrics

Christopher Robin
A bright young man
In the forest with a bunch of furry friends

There's Kanga and Roo
The Rabbit guy
The sore Eeyore and Piglet and the Owl flies

And Pooh, they all call for Pooh
A.k.a. Winnie The Pooh
Pooh--it's the tao of Pooh

Believe me, lover
They're quite the brood
They're all living in the Hundred Acre Wood
Pooh wants his Hunny
I don't know why
He should be careful 'bout a diabetic high

Oh Pooh!--it's the tao of Pooh
Little brain in little dude
Pooh--it's the tao of Pooh

Oh, and there's Tigger, black and gold
Like a tiger, not as bold
Bouncy trouncy, fun fun fun
Thank the Lord, the only one
No other humans
Are in the book
A.A. Milne's a crazy bug
But he really got some money
From Mister Walt Disney

Woo!--it's the tao of Pooh
How much for the price of Pooh?
Ooh, it's the tao of Pooh

(Yeah, one more time)
Ooh--it's the tao of Pooh
a.k.a. Winnie The Pooh
Woo! It's the tao of Pooh.
Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee

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alvin rhodes - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
a real honey of a parody
Stephen Harrington - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
555, very cute.
John Barry - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
The Tao of kudos. Congrats on this project. DK a lot of the Os's but I applaud your ambition. 555
Larry Hensley - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant stuff!

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