You're so hilarious
You're funny, my dear
With jokes practical, no one is your peer
Woke up at your place
Moustache drawn on my face
There was Preparation H, pretty mama,
Shoved in my toothpaste

You're so hilarious
Hilarious, hilarious

You're so hilarious
'Cause your gags are grand
Got electric shock when I shook your hand
My fresh coffee don't taste too hot--
Vinegar in the pot!
You were the one that made the toilet explode
Oh man, I laughed a lot

That was hilarious
Hilarious, hilarious

You're so hilarious
Whenever you're here
Poured sodium pentathol in my glass of beer
You're such a crazy flake
Like the time you stole the car brakes
That's when the car took me on a little ride through the town
Down the pier and into the lake

You're so hilarious
Hilarious, hilarious
Ha ha, blow me down
Hilarious, hilarious...
The pain, the pain, the pain is easing down
Yeah, so hilarious...
The car's still in repair, someday I'm gonna getcha
It's hilarious
You're so hilarious
Hilarious,
Hilarious,
Hilarious