Original Song Title:
"I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man"
Parody Song Title:
It was 2003 when old Saddam ran away
He wouldn't stop whining 'cause he knew he had lost that day
It was 10:35 in the breezy desert night
We were sitting in Qatar
Hmmm...he was looking afright, yeah
I asked he wanted a smoke
And he said all he wanted was his Koran
And wanted to know if I thought I was sanctified, yeah
And I said, Saddam, what's on your mind?
Tell me what's on your mind?
"I might get exiled to a peasant shack
But Iran will just take the place of Iraq"
It made me so laugh when he told me
With tears in his eyes (tears in his eyes)
He said that he'd been had and he wanted to die
He'd lost his elite army and his mansion and his pay
He wouldn't stop cryin'
'Cause he said he was led astray
He asked me if we could be friends
And I said, Oh, Saddam, baby, that's a dead end
You know and I know that that couldn't be ratified
Then I said, Saddam, don't waste your time
You know your faith is blind
I wouldn't be compromised with a one night stand
And Iran couldn't take the place of Iraq
Yeah, yeah, the place in Iraq
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