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Song Parodies -> "Poo-Poo Stains"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Prince

Parody Song Title:

"Poo-Poo Stains"

Parody Written by:

Seamonkey

The Lyrics

Time for bleach alternative....
I never meant for you to do my laundry
Cuz now it's caused me so much pain
Holding my briefs I caught you laughing
I did not want to see you laughing at my poo-poo stains

Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
I walked in and I caught you laughing at my poo-poo stains

You were only supposed to be my weekend lover
Now it seems you've moved on in, yeah
And it's this secret you've discovered
I've got some real bad cleanliness issues with my rear end

Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
I never thought that you would know that I leave poo-poo stains

And honey I swear, I swear, I swear I've been wiping!
It doesn't really matter what I do... I leave poo-poo!
So you tell me you're leaving, baby I think that's just fine
Just drop my drawers, don't tell nobody, about my poo-poo stains!

Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains!
Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
Poo-poo stains, poo-poo stains
Never thought you'd see my
Never thought you'd see my
My stanky poo-poo stains!

POO-POO-HOO-HOO....
Seamonkey Parody Site - Download the MP3!* Song copyright by Prince, parody lyrics copyright 2004 by Seamonkey

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Agrimorfee - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody does the poopie purveyors proud. 555.
Larry Hensley - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Really funny, 555
Red Ant - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't have time to download your recording at the moment but I'll trust that since you have one the pacing is right. A bit repetitive but given the constraints of TOS I didn't dock you for it.
drspidey - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
As usual, Seamonkey takes something as basic and heartfelt as Hershey stains and makes it accessible for contemporary audiences.

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