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Song Parodies -> "Turtle Pain"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Prince

Parody Song Title:

"Turtle Pain"

Parody Written by:

Thomas Marcus

The Lyrics

My first one. I love all your parodies! When I heard this song again, I was just humming 'turtle pain' to myself ^_^.
Turtles aren't animals you should borrow
They're only meant to cause you many pains
I'm only warning warning you to be cautious
Only want to warn you to watch out for turtle pain

Turtle pain Turtle pain
Turtle pain Turtle pain
Turtle pain Turtle pain

Only want to warn you to watch out for turtle pain

I never told you about their... weeping love life
I only wanted to prevent you getting hurt... hey
Baby you know they'll steal your biggest brother
Turtles will marry your bestest friend

Turtle pain Turtle pain
Turtle pain Turtle pain
Turtle pain Turtle pain

Only want to warn you to watch out for turtle pain

Honey
I know
I know
I know they seem harmless.
But their necks stretch out before you know it
that means to you too
And they don't have a leader
no they all work for themselves

I think you better watch out and let me warn you for the turtle pain.
Turtle pain Turtle pain
Turtle pain Turtle pain

Whew ! If you know what I'm singin' about help me and
Come on and find the pet
Turtle pain
Turtle pain

I only want to warn you
Only want to warn you for the turtle pain.
Still have a lot to learn, but it was a good 1st try.

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stuart mcarthur - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
yes it was a good first try as you said, Thomas - I LOL'ed at the idea of it - I'll keep turtle pain in mind from now on - 555
MrMacphisto - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO... this was so absurd that I was laughing before I even read the lyrics...
Agrimorfee - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I dub thee (to swipe a line from Sting) The King of Turtle Pain. Wacky way to introduce yourself. Welcome to the monkeyhouse. 555

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