-> "Turtle Pain"
Original Song Title:
"Purple Rain"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Turtle Pain"
Parody Written by:
Thomas Marcus
The Lyrics
Turtles aren't animals you should borrow
They're only meant to cause you many pains
I'm only warning warning you to be cautious
Only want to warn you to watch out for turtle pain
Turtle pain Turtle pain
Turtle pain Turtle pain
Turtle pain Turtle pain
Only want to warn you to watch out for turtle pain
I never told you about their... weeping love life
I only wanted to prevent you getting hurt... hey
Baby you know they'll steal your biggest brother
Turtles will marry your bestest friend
Turtle pain Turtle pain
Turtle pain Turtle pain
Turtle pain Turtle pain
Only want to warn you to watch out for turtle pain
Honey
I know
I know
I know they seem harmless.
But their necks stretch out before you know it
that means to you too
And they don't have a leader
no they all work for themselves
I think you better watch out and let me warn you for the turtle pain.
Turtle pain Turtle pain
Turtle pain Turtle pain
Whew ! If you know what I'm singin' about help me and
Come on and find the pet
Turtle pain
Turtle pain
I only want to warn you
Only want to warn you for the turtle pain.
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