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Song Parodies -> "William Shatner 'sings' Little Red Corvette"

Original Song Title:

"Little Red Corvette"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Prince

Parody Song Title:

"William Shatner 'sings' Little Red Corvette"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

I GUESS I....shoulda known
By the way u PARKED your...car...side....ways
That it ......wouldn't last

See....... you're the kinda person
That believes in......makin' out once
Love 'em and.......LEAVE 'em fast

I guess I...must be dumb
'cuz u had a pocket full...of..horses
TROJAN and.......... some of them used

But it was........ saturday night
I guess that.....makes it all right
And u say what have I......GOT 2 lose?
And honey.......I say

Little..red... cor......vette
Baby you're...MUCH...2....fast
Little...red....cor....VETTE
U need a love that's gonna....LAST

I guess I shoulda..CLOSED.. my eyes
When..u...drove me 2 the...PLACE
Where your...HORSES....run free

'cuz I felt a...little ill
When I saw all...the...pictures
Of the............jockeys that were..THERE....before me

Believe it or not
I.....started.....to worry
I wondered if..........I......had enough class

But it was....saturday night
I guess that......makes it all right
And u say, baby, have u........got.....enough.....GAS?
Oh yeah

Little...red...cor.........vette
Baby you're....MUCH 2 fast,........yes u r
Little....red cor...VETTE
U need 2 find a love that's........gonna....LAST!

(Shatner dances and rips his pants at the crotch when he tries to do the splits)

A body like......YOURS (a body like......yours)
Oughta be in..... JAIL (oughta be in.......jail)
'cuz it's on the verge of bein'........obscene
('cuz it's on the verge of bein'........obscene)

Move over baby (move over baby)
Gimme the keys (gimme the keys)
I'm gonna try 2 tame your little.......red......love..... machine
(I'm gonna try 2 tame your little...... red......love....... machine)

Little.....red......corvette
Baby you're...MUCH....2...... fast
Little.....red....corvette
U need 2 find a love that's.......GONNA.... LAST

Little.....red......corvette
Honey u...GOT....2......SLOW.......DOWN (got......2......slow.......down)
Little.....red......corvette
'cuz if u don't u gonna RUN.......YOUR
LITTLE......RED.......CORVETTE .....RIGHT.....DOWN.......2.......THE.....
GROUND!

(little.....red.......corvette)
RIGHT........DOWN.........2......THE......GROUND!!!! (honey .....u..... GOT....2.....SLOW........ DOWN!)
U, u, u got.....2..... slow.......down (little......red......corvette)
You're movin'.........MUCH....... 2.........FAST (warp speed)
U, u, u need 2 find a love that's......GONNA....... LAST

Girl, u got an ASS!... like I never.....SEEN!
And............the........... ride...
I say the ride.......... is.... so......smoOOOOOOOOoth!
U m-musT.....be..........a.........L-L-LIMOUSINE!!!!!

Baby you're.....MUCH.....2......fast
Little......red.........corvette
U need.......a love, u, u, need.....a love that's
That's gonna last
(little......red.......corvette)
U got........2.......SLOW..........DOWN(u......GOT.......2.......SLOW........DOWN)
Little....red....cor......vette

'cuz if u don't, 'cuz if u don't,
U gonna run your body RIGHT......INTO.......THE.....GROUND (RIGHT.....INTO.......THE......GROUND)
RIGHT......INTO.......THE.....GROUND (RIGHT.....INTO.......THE......GROUND)
RIGHT......INTO.......THE.....GROUND (RIGHT.....INTO.......THE......GROUND)
Little.....red.....cor.....vette
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Michael Pacholek - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
How can Shatner get away with singing like this? "Because he's Denny Crane."
Chris Bodily TM - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
How did this..... PARODY.... get by..... me, and why didn't.... you.... pay-me-rolyalties? Just kidding. I'm glad... I'm... not.... THE ONLY ONE..... Doing..... William Shatner... Par... o... dies! I've been thinking about writing another one, and I must say I loved this one a lot, but I couldn't sing it to where it made the pacing of the MIDI I was using. Then again, Shatner parodies aren't supposed to make the pacing, that's why there so hilarious! The concept alone is worthy of a perfect score. 555
The Shat - October 23, 2017 - Report this comment
What-POINT ...... are-you-MAKING ..here. That I was .... in actuality .. a hack, over ..EMOTIVE .. actor with-a-bizarre-sense-of ...... PACING .. and inFLEC---- tion ....... who rode Nimoy's coat tails to FAME .... and fortune? Is THAT ...what-he's-saying ....... Spock ...??

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