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Song Parodies -> "I'd Be Bi 4 U"

Original Song Title:

"I Would Die 4 U"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Prince

Parody Song Title:

"I'd Be Bi 4 U"

Parody Written by:

Forteen and Baeutiful

The Lyrics

Ok, we sometimes lose points for pacing, so we worked on a song we know pretty well. Hope this works.
Am I a woman?
Am I a man?
I am something even I don't understand
My star has faded
My name has changed
Am I hermaphrodite? I just know I'm deranged

But u - I'd be bi 4 you
Watch me in my purple suit
U - I'd be bi 4 u

I'll be your lover,
You be my friend
I'll need one cause my whole career's come to an end
I tend to worry
I tend to cry
Purple reign's over, 4 doves no longer fly

But u - I'd be bi 4 you
Watch me in my purple suit
U - I'd be bi 4 u

A 'discount-binner', getting old
When you're not hot, folks are cold
Music's crappy nowadays
They just lipsynch, nobody plays
But we true artists, we net no love
Into the bargain racks our old CDs are shoved
It is strange indeed, that I'm now obsolete (but)

I'd be bi 4 you
Watch me in my purple suit
U - I'd be bi 4 u
Yeah, say it one more time

U - I'd be bi 4 u
Watch me in my purple suit
U - I'd be bi 4 u
Who? Me! 4 u!

I'd be bi 4 u. (2x)
U I'd be bi 4 u

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 6

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Kristof Robertson - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS well enough to vote, FAB...I'll get back to ya.
FAB - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks 4 stopping bi.
Ashkicksass - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Even though I'm a huge Prince fan, I still laughed at this. He really is a freak. But you gotta love him. I'm going to his concert September 7, so I'll let you know how it goes...
Baeutiful - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, he's awesome. This is all in fun. But it was strange and sort of depressing to see a brief clip of him on tv recently looking sort of old, puffy and wrinkled. He was always so pretty, it's weird to see him get old. Enjoy the show!
The Thought Police - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
4 U,3-5's just 4 U!
Forteen - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank U, U R 1 cool dude, U.
MrMacphisto - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome... LMAO
FAB - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mac!
Alba - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
this is blasphemy and i don't appreciate
Forteen - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Don't B a h8r, Alba

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