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Song Parodies -> "Purple Stain"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Rain"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Purple Stain"

Parody Written by:

Elena M.

The Lyrics

I never meant to drink that whole bottle,
I should not have joined that drinking game.
Guess I knew I felt like I would vomit,
Only wish I hadn't done it in your new Mustang.

Purple stain, purple stain.
Purple stain, purple stain.

Wish you hadn't seen me puking in your new Mustang.

It was nice of you to be the sober driver.
Though you were just a friend of a friend.
This may be the last time we'll see one another,
You'll always know me as that chick who can't hold liquor in.

Purple stain, purple stain.
Purple stain, purple stain.

Wish you hadn't seen me puking in your new Mustang.

Honey I know, I know I won't see you again.
I really wish there was something I could do,
'Bout the chunks I blew,
You say it's not a big deal,
But I know that it's a lie,
I think that I owe you,
Please let me pay you,
For that purple stain!

Purple stain, purple stain.
Purple stain, purple stain.

What a thing to do!
Wish I hadn't puked!
In your new Mustang.

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Rick D - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, both of us writing about substance abuse today.
Diva - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute and icky! =)
D. Shafer - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Very creative and "nauseatingly" entertaining! ;-)
Leah Lockhart - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you Diva and D. Shafer. This is, of course, an entirely fictional story.
nikki d - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
this really suckz and it cant measure up to the original
anny - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment was cute :) good job

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