Taxi! Taxi!

Slimy cab driver - tried to take me for a ride
Knew what he was doin' I did not know where I was
He drove at least three miles out of -- the way
Driver -- don't solicit
Or else I will report you
Trouble is you're lazy, and you're also rude
Just take me home now - because I'm really pissed.

Smelly cab driver, he needs to take a bath
Anti-perspirant is not enough, and I can't stand the aftermath

I am in a hurry
Don't talk on your cell phone and drive
Keep your eyes on the road, and do not run all the lights
Want to, get, want to, want to get there alive
Please unload my luggage
I'm tired from a long trip
Four hours on a plane, and suffering from jet lag
Common courtesy earns you a tip

Smelly cab driver, he needs to take a bath
Anti-perspirant is not enough, and I can't stand the aftermath

Slimy cab driver - Don't U take me for a ride

Smelly cab driver, he needs to take a bath
Anti-perspirant is not enough, and I can't stand the aftermath

This is for the cab that looks like it can barely run at all
This is for the driver who talks and drives me up the wall
This is for the driver whose language skills are pathetic
This -- Yeah, that's for he, who's apathetic
This is for a driver who won't take an African-American
And this is for whoever taught you how to tip less than ten percent
That one's for -- because you-- took me for a ride
This one's for the pricks, not all of 'em, just the cowards--
The ones that always have to hide
This one's for George W. Bush and Kim Jong of North Korea
And this one-- ooh! Yeah -- That's the one.
That's for-- that's for who? Richard Milhous Nixon
This is for Raleigh, the smoke, the butts, the gamblers in Las Vegas
This is for Walt Disney, Eisner, the bore
This is for-- for Monica, and guess who that one's for
This is for Bill Clinton, who mixed politics and sex
This one's for sex without love
This is for a disease that requires you to wear a glove
Not knowing how's it going
Any job is better than having to go drive a cab
Back to the lab (the lab)

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