Jumped into my Mustang, in the 8-trac are Hendrix songs
sitting right beside me, are a clip, pepsi cola and bong
Started off to college to hang out with some chicks
Had to make a pit stop for gas, granola and Bics.

Jim Morrison's my hero, so is tequilla and lime.
Tonight I'm gonna party cause it's 1969
1969

Jumped into my Datsun its a 240-Z
Got a real foxy lady, sitting right here next to me.
Going to the disco, got to get there by eight
The Bee-Gees are now playing on my cassette tape.

John Travolta is my hero, so is a powder white line.
Tonight I'm gonna party cause it's 1979
1979

Jumped into my mini van that is our family car.
Really don't have dinero to be hanging out at the bar
The twins are needing crayons and a new pair of shoes
The wifey's on the sofa taking a big fat snooze.

Hulk Hogan is my hero, cause he don't cost me a dime.
Tonight I'm gonna party cause it's 1989
1989

Jumped on to my Harley , my old lady's still a babe
When we get done riding, she rubs on a little Ben-gay
I pop a few Viagra, and then we play hide and seek
Celebrex is heaven when your arthritis hits it's peek

I am my own hero, and the CD's keeping time
Tonight i'm gonna party , cause it's 1999
1999