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Song Parodies -> "When Kim Dies"

Original Song Title:

"When Doves Cry"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"When Kim Dies"

Parody Written by:

Logan the Amazing

The Lyrics

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Shoot the evil dictator
Kim Jong-un is purely communist
“A war would be bloody,” they told me
Tension is rising
Can you picture this?

Think of the nukes exploding
Apocalypse spells certain doom
All the planes strike unguarded places
Kim lives on fat
The fat that’s on him, not you

“Kim Jong-un rocks!” they start ranting
We watch the chaos unfold (unfold)
Maybe we’re misunderstanding
Maybe we’re sad about Otto; got trolled
Maybe Kim’s just like his father
Made lots of people die (made lots of people die)
Burn Camp 14, bomb the others
This is what it sounds like
When Kim dies

Reduce the land to rubbish
Destroy them from the inside
They’ve got nukes but we have better stuff
We all will chase them
Chase until they die

No person will be left standing
Why can’t they do what they’re told? (What they’re told?)
Bombers have to make crash landings
Only one thing is growing; the death toll
Maybe I’m sad for my brother
Hours ago he died (Hours ago he died)
Why do we scream for our mothers
This is what we’ll all say
When Kim dies

All the armies are disbanding
People are losing their control (Losing their control)
They know our armies our planning (They know, they know, they all know too well)
To kill Kim with some poison; lethal (Ya know it’s lethal)
It was one after another (It was one after another)
Shot down; they all had died (Shot down; they all had died alone)
Kim Jong-un screams as he’s smothered (Let’s hear him scream, guys)
That is what we all heard

When Kim died
When Kim died (Kim died, Kim died)
When Kim died (Kim died, Kim died)

He died (he died)

When Kim died
When Kim died
When Kim died

When Kim died (Kim died, Kim died, Kim died)
He died
Ladies, he died
He died
He died
He he died
Hope you liked it! When Doves Cry (When Kim Dies)

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 13

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Agrimorfee - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Whoa, using those words against the OS was appropriately dark and incredibly mature--are you sure you are a middle schooler? My fears are much like yours. 555
Logan the Amazing - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
I am sure I’m a middle schooler. Don’t worry! 😁 I’m just very interested in politics. I’m glad you like the parody! Happy Holidays!
Jonathan - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Logan, that was, in a word, amazing! Merry Christmas! 5s
CML - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
I doubt that Al Yankovich could have crafted a parody like this when he was in middle school. The first time I ever did anything like a full song parody was when I was a Senior in high school. This is remarkable. At the very least you must be in Advanced Placement.
Logan the Amazing - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
In response to Jonathan: Thank you! I’m glad you like it. You’re amazing. Have a merry Christmas! In response to CML: I can’t believe all the acclaim I seem to be receiving! You just take it up one step further. You are AWESOME. Happy Holidays!

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