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Song Parodies -> "What Shall We Be Now? (Pizza Faces)"
Original Song Title:
"What Shall We Do Now? (Empty Spaces)"
Original Performer:
Pink Floyd
Parody Song Title:
"What Shall We Be Now? (Pizza Faces)"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
Well Roger Waters toured his towering work from Pink Floyd, The Wall, in its entirety this year, 30 years after the original tour. Going over my catalog, I have come to realize that I have neglected to include the foregoing parody of a song dropped fom that album that was only performed in concert (and in the movie Pink Floyd The Wall). This is now placed here for your enjoyment, from my own towering work The Pile of Bricks, a scathing satire on the pains of public school education. This is an examination of the social cliques & customs a teen may have to opt from upon entering the World of High School..
What else is there besides the Pizza Faces?
We're slaves in P.S. 4.
Shall we set out to get some new class status?
Shall we expose all of our flaws?
Shall we be a football star?
Put bugs in a formaldehyde jar?
Shall we get drunk Friday nights?
Shall we scale the heights?
Look for fashion?
Scare moms?
Be good like a priest?
Do what may please us?
Break bones?
Use foam?
Bust up a payphone?
Make a stink?
Hear The Kinks?
Be in heat?
Be a creep?
Be limp Teachers' Pets?
Raise hogs?
Break bats?
Fill your locker with stash?
What's your pleasure?
Be a hescher!
Come on man, let's have a ball
And I'll see you next fall
We're slaves in P.S. 4.
Shall we set out to get some new class status?
Shall we expose all of our flaws?
Shall we be a football star?
Put bugs in a formaldehyde jar?
Shall we get drunk Friday nights?
Shall we scale the heights?
Look for fashion?
Scare moms?
Be good like a priest?
Do what may please us?
Break bones?
Use foam?
Bust up a payphone?
Make a stink?
Hear The Kinks?
Be in heat?
Be a creep?
Be limp Teachers' Pets?
Raise hogs?
Break bats?
Fill your locker with stash?
What's your pleasure?
Be a hescher!
Come on man, let's have a ball
And I'll see you next fall
Copyright 1989, Agrimorfee. (Urban Dictionary defines "hescher" as a socially inept or clueless person, I first heard the term in a Rolling Stone interview with Camper Van Beethoven.)
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Man, You must be pissed at Disney seeing that you created the original High School Musical.
Great job...it's all here! ;D
A+ = 5f+5+5.
Not bad. Not hilarious but it's not bad. It's nice to see some of your older work
Nice to see an older work. And to a not as common Floyd song as well. Well done.
(ABC) Interesting concept, but I think a longer song would've allowed you to explore the topic instead of just listing things. I guess that's what happens when you're limited by the songs available, though.
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