Momma loves her Levi's
And daddy loves em too.
And the jeans may look good to you babe
And the seams may look new
But ooooh Baby
Ooooh baby blue
Oooooh babe.

If you should go shopping
Pay the cruel price of modern life
Dragging behind you the stretching rear-end
Of a million re-paired seams
Don't be surprised when the crack of your ass
Appears outta your jeans.
You slip out of your pants and out of your thong
With your rear flowing out behind you
As you buy the thin jeans.