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Song Parodies -> "One Chip (With Hot Salsa)"

Original Song Title:

"One Slip"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"One Chip (With Hot Salsa)"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

So restless, I could see across the room
Our praised host doling out the food from his kitchen
"Monsieur", he brayed and prayed that I would be his best friend
To taste one bite of salsa he purchased

"Oh well, oh well," I said, "Let's give a test"
I plucked one off the tray while I just smugly smiled in jest
But soon I was wired, "My mouth's on fire!"
I screamed as I drank down a gallon of water
Without a thought to the temperature
My tongue received a bad seizure

One chip! I thought I'd had them all
In every shape and flavor called
I thought they would be lightly seasoned
With the spiciness I'd like
What do you know? It was jalapeno
That burned my tastebuds off that night

Listen bub, I'm not a member of an S&M club
We have much different tastes, in terms of enjoying all our grub
You keep your hot spice and peppers seeds alone
I'll eat my chow and still have fun
In a much blander zone

"Burnt lip!" And I ran down the hall
I still can't taste my food at all
An inordinate amount of seasonings
Alit on my tongue that night
A big regret that I won't forget
I'll feel more safe with foods more light
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee. Viva la Agua!

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AFW - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Not like, "Lays'..I imagine one of those is all you'd need...Very descriptive...Happy New Year, to you
Jason - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good. 555s for you and a happy new year as well.
Agrimorfee - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW and Jason...this is one of the Floyd's more obscure tunes, nice to see responses on this.
MrMacphisto - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Ah! My favorite Pink Floyd song! Great job! 5-5-5
LiLCougarClaws - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
ahhh Lord Agree, another ~Knight o'Parody~ who enjoys da' Sting, eh ? I'm known for giving mucho sting, Sir ! . . . Ay Tabasco!
Matthias - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
"S&M club" heh, heh, heh... There must be a chip on your shoulder for taking pretty obscure songs and making them outstanding. Loved this one Agrimorfee. Although I didn't like the one minute long introduction before getting into the actual song.
LilCougarClaws - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Maybe he's Crazy, goes wild with a chip . . . I 'll take my chances, and just snap my whip! . . . Can't help lovin' that Tobasco Guy !
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 10, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Hahaha, well done indeed. Top notch job on rhyming to the OS and lulz aplenty.
tomario - January 10, 2009 - Report this comment
All floyd songs are obscure to me. if it werent for Agri i would never listen to them lol. Listen Bub! A brilliant job on this one 5s a plenty
bobpiecheese - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages2) The OS is kinda short but that works with the topic. Tight pacing, funny as all get out, 555 for sure.
Glen S - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Good thing I had your parody as a quide, there were many sentances that just blended together as one word. Well done on the rhyme scheme. Faves include 'I thought they would be lightly seasoned' and 'What do you know? It was jalapeno'
Below Average Dave - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
(ages) Ditto Glen. . .Lyrically really good Agri, the OS is so hard to follow the pacing seems to be random in OS--your rhyme scheme was great.
Arwen - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
AGES...I really liked this, Agri! I don't know if it's just my love for chips and salsa...but I totally connected with this one. Nice work!
Melanie Lee - January 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Cute stuff. No big laughs but smiles throughout. The pacing seemed a bit rough at spots but I couldn't tell, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I like the poetry of your words and the way you build the story. 5-4-5.
Invisible Boy - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(ages) Rhyming and pacing was spot-on. Congrats again on taking a tough OS and working it into a most enjoyable read.
Jeff Reuben - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Great OS choice. This one was a chip off the old block. The pacing worked and I really enjoyed the song.

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