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Song Parodies -> "Surprisingly Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Comfortably Numb"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Surprisingly Dumb"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Yeah, this is spawned from boredom
Can anybody help me?
I'm stuck in this bikini,
Guess there's nobody at home
C'mon now,
My brain keeps slowin' down
Just need to use my brain,
What's 1 + 1, again?
I'm lacking information errr
Even basic facts
Can't even tie my shoes, you jerk.

I'm so stupid like Paris Hilton,
My short bus is a big red wagon,
I seem to be lacking brain waves.
The gears move, but they're rusty just like nails.
When I was a child I had a helmet,
My mom put kneepads around my arms.
I've got that feeling once again,
I might be wet, I just don't understand
This is not who I am
I have become surprisingly dumb

Just give me my dunce cap,
There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
Sorry that was my terrets
Can I stand up?
If I get the feet working, good
When I talk I give a show,
Ca't help if I'm that slow

I drown in pools that are a foot deep,
My favorite sport is eating marbles
I seem to be lacking brain waves.
The gears move, but they're rusty just like nails.
When I was a child
I was so innocent.
Now I've attained a lazy eye
I color books and that's just fine
I cannot draw inside the lines
But now I'm grown
My brain is gone.
And I have become
Surprisingly dumb.


I have become surprisingly dumb.

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 6

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Agrimorfee - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
"Nails" will never rhyme with "saying" in this universe, but otherwise this "dumb" parody was overall smart.
the std guy - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
lil-Bikini-Cakes - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
yeah, , , bikinis will do that . . . all sanity & intellect fly out the window, Sir.

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