Thick Crust

I am a just a growing boy
Where’s the pizza in this town
I like Meat Lovers and all kinds
By the slice, square or round.

Oooh I need a thick crust pizza
Oooh I can eat it til I hurl

Won’t somebody call the pizza man
And ask him if there is a way he can
Deliver a thick crust supreme to me
A 10 dollar tip if it’s quickly

Oooh I need a thick crust pizza
Oooh I can eat it til I hurl

[Phone rings..Clink of receiver being lifted]
"Hello..?"
”Yes I’ll take a large thick crust supreme pizza.”
“Will you deliver it to 816 south Main street in…”.
[clunk! of phone being put down]
"Oh, He hung up! That's the pizza place you wanted, right? I wonder why he hung up?”
”Are you supposed to eat pizza?” “You’re not on a diet are you?”
[Phone rings again...clunk of receiver being picked up]
"Hello?"
"I’d like to place an order for a pizza.”
[interrupted by phone being put down]
"See he keeps hanging up, and it's an Italian man answering."
[whirr of connection being closed]