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Song Parodies -> "Dog Poo"

Original Song Title:

"Hey You"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Dog Poo"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Dog poo
Steaming in the cold
From some dog left uncontrolled
By an old tree

Dog poo
Sitting in a pile
With buzzing flies and smelling vile
By an old tree

Dog poo
The dogs never bury it right
Smells real bad, and it's a sight

Dog poo
Out there on their own
Dogs leave droppings as they roam
By an old tree

Dog poo
Male dogs pee against a wall
But those stools are gonna fall out
By an old tree

Dog poo
Some dog left a great heap on my lawn
Now to this flop, the flies are drawn
Foul smelling load of excrement
It makes me feel like a malcontent
Can someone please tell me where that doggy went?
I'd like to blow out his brains

Dog poo
Out there in the road
Violating the health code
By the old tree

Dog poo
From a doggy butt it fell
I can hardly stand the smell
By the old tree

Dog poo
Oh no there's some out by the well
I'll send that damn dog directly to hell

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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Phil Alexander - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Very silly, Willie ;-) But I thought "Sitting in a pile/With buzzing flies and smelling vile" was spot on.
Poopie Longstocking - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
What a good dog poo parody! This parody receives a Perfect Poopie Longstocking Vote!
Awesome - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
OMG, that was the best song ever. That should be the national anthem. Everyday people at school and in the army will sing about dog poo. Really funny, I laughed my brain out!

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