Hello, feel my brain's not in there
I just nod at Cheney
When he's tellin' me some stuff

I think I just need some caffeine
To get my mind jump started
I'll stay away from pretzels.

Can't comprehend all this information
About all the nations
It makes my head hurt

I'll just go to war with the next country
That I hear of, yeah that'll work
Everyone looks hazy to me
Your lips move,
But I can't get what you're saying
I always feel like I've got a fever
And am surrounded by baffoons.
Now I've got that feeling once again,
I can't explain, you would not understand,
I've become a dumb man.
I.....have become comfortably dumb.

I.....have become comfortably dumb.

Maybe it's from all the drugs
And alcohol I
took when I was younger
It hurts to think
And my speeches are better in
Letterman's edits on his show
Yeah I've started to go

My brain waves they are receding.
There might be thoughts on the horizon
Maybe for me it's not too late.
I just got
To try to say real words.
Maybe use some strategery to work for me
I'll stay away from nucular weapons.
I just hope my mind ain't gone,
And I can use it from now on
And even as I sing this song
I have become comfortably dumb

I have become comfortably dumb