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Song Parodies -> "Hick in The Mall"

Original Song Title:

"The Wall"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Hick in The Mall"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This type of parody for this song fits the high desert "Redneck" area of the desert southwest where I reside. Any similarity to any other parody is coincidental, and proof that great minds think alike.
Can I buy a John Deere cap here?
Whatcha got for weed control?
I need a can of Copenhagen,
And size 50 overalls....
Oh! Jeepers! Heaven save us all!
All I am is just a 'nother hick in the Mall.
Y'all got any tapes of Bluegrass music,
Or of "rasslin's" free for all?
The kids all need some Converse sneakers,
And some flea-soap for the dog...
Whoa! Nellie! Don'tcha throw that ball!
Oh my Gosh! It's just a bunch of hicks in the mall...
Honey....get the kids!
Honey....get the kids!
Bubba needs a pair of glasses,
Sissy needs a training bra,
Ma, looks wishful in this shop here...
But we don't need no stinking spa!
Aw, honey...this ain't no place to brawl!
All in all we're just a bunch of hicks in the mall...
Oh my Lord, it's just a bunch of hicks in the mall...
If'n ya don't get in tha Jeep, ya ain't getting no puppy!
How can we get a puppy if'n ya don't get in th' Jeep?

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