-> "Easy Llama"
Original Song Title:
"Easy Lover"
Parody Song Title:
"Easy Llama"
The Lyrics
easy llama
she doesn't know how good her throat is
can't be bothered
before you know it you'll be robbed by thieves
she's an easy llama
she will stand guard but you won't notice
she can't be bothered
and I'm just trying to make her see
she's the animal I leaned on
leaned on to protect lawn
I'd better forget it
she'll never get it
someone climbed into my tree soon
stealing all my sweet prunes
but she ignored it
yawned, found it boring
then I went to chase him, he beat my teeth in
and I tripped on the greens llama was eating
that awoke her rage
and she did blow
she's an easy llama
she doesn't know how good her throat is
can't be bothered
before you know it you'll be robbed by thieves
she's an easy llama
she will stand guard but you won't notice
she can't be bothered
and I'm just trying to make her see
she has fancy, fancy wool-fur
always have to groom her
and that's when she does spit
with chunky veg-bits
but she's cool when there's intruders
visitors will soothe her
so she'll just let 'em
though I shout "Get 'em!"
a lowlife tried to take it, my silver cleaver
my llama's occupied 'cause he just gave her reefer
while he gets away
she only blows, oh...
(instrumental)
now all my possessions, those thieves did steal it
I've just this llama who will kick me when I leave her
'cause she guards HER things
it's me that she owns
she's an easy llama (she's an easy llama)
she doesn't know how good her throat is (she's left cold 'bout crooks)
can't be bothered (that bike's my father's, yeah, he loaned to me)
before you know it you'll be robbed by thieves (steals a bike loaned to me)
she's an easy llama
she will stand guard but you won't notice
she can't be bothered
and I'm just trying to make her see
(he steals my T.V., yeah)
she's an easy llama
she doesn't know how good her throat is (gotta hold that crook)
can't be bothered
before you know it you'll be robbed by thieves (that belongs to be)
(spoon belongs to me)
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
she's an easy llama
she will stand guard but you won't notice (didn't notice...)
she can't be bothered
and I'm just trying to make her see
(THERE's the knave, you see?)
she's an easy llama
she doesn't know how good her throat is...
(FADE)
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