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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Driver"

Original Song Title:

"Easy Lover"

Original Performer:

Philip Bailey & Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy Driver"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Crazy driver
She'll run right over you, believe me
Such a speeder
Before you know it she'll be on your street
She's a crazy driver
She'll crash into you in your Corvette
She's such a speeder,
And I'm just tryin' to make you see

She's the girl you stay away from
When she's driving around
You'd better start runnin'
So you don't get hit
She will swerve around and tease you
Then run right into you
Better start runnin'
So you don't get hit

'Cause she's going eighty on the highway, highway
You're better off takin' the skyway, skyway
But I'll tell you this,
If you must know...

She's a crazy driver
She'll run right over you, believe me
Such a speeder
Before you know it she'll be on your street
She's a crazy driver
She'll crash into you in your Corvette
She's such a speeder,
And I'm just tryin' to make you see

She's always getting pulled over
You just can't control her
You better start runnin'
So you don't get hit
For she'll race the other cars
Till she sees a cop car
You better start runnin'
So you don't get hit

Now she's goin' ninety on the highway, highway
She'll run into you on the byway, ooh the byway
But I'll tell you this,
If you must know...

Now she's goin' ninety on the highway, highway
She'll run into you on the byway, ooh the byway
But I'll tell you this,
If you must know...

She's a crazy driver
She'll run right over you, believe me
Such a speeder
Before you know it she'll be on your street
She's a crazy driver
She'll crash into you in your Corvette
She's such a speeder,
And I'm just tryin' to make you see

She's a crazy driver
She'll run right over you, believe me
Such a speeder
Before you know it she'll be on your street
She's a crazy driver
She'll crash into you in your Corvette
She's such a speeder,
And I'm just tryin' to make you see
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Jeff Reuben - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I see you've met my sister?
Michael Pacholek - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
A nice companion piece to my Phil Collins parody "I Can't Drive." Perhaps a concept album is in order.
Larry - May 24, 2003 - Report this comment
It was good,funny. Sounds like your average granny on the road who's not fit to be behind the wheel
WhizkidF - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
This reminds me about my father.He's much less described as the lyrics of your parody,but he gets lost on the way in road trips.

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