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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Climber"

Original Song Title:

"Easy Lover"

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy Climber"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Morse

The Lyrics

A tribute to a long-forgotten classic arcade game.
Crazy Climber
He climbs so high, you won't believe it
Like no other
Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor
He's a crazy climber
You'll play all night but you won't know it
This game's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see

He's climbing that skyscraper
Dodging all those flower pots
Oh no! One just hit him
Don't worry, he held on
Here comes that giant bird now
And it's laying eggs and crapping
You better watch out now
Or you'll be falling

You know you'll never make it, all the windows are closing
Climb up quick cos falling is real painful
You're down to your last life
You better do well

Crazy Climber
He climbs so high, you won't believe it
Like no other
Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor
He's a crazy climber
You'll play all night but you won't know it
This game's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see

Now you've reached that big gorilla
That ape it wants to kill ya
You'd better avoid it
You can't destroy it
Now you're almost to the top floor
Of this big and crazy building
You'd better make it
You can't fake it

You know you'll never make it, all the windows are closing
There's more where that came from, ooh falling is so painful
You're down to your last life
You better do well, oh

You know you'll never make it, all the windows are closing
There's more where that came from, ooh falling is so painful
You're down to your last life
You better do well, oh

He's a Crazy Climber
He climbs so high, you can't believe it (He climbs so high)
(He's) Like no other
Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor (He'll be up on the top)
He's a crazy climber
You'll play all night and you won't know it (You won't know it)
This game's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see (trying to make you see)

He's a Crazy Climber
He climbs so high, you can't believe it (He climbs so high)
(He's) Like no other
Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor (He'll be up on top)
He's a crazy climber
You'll play all night and you won't know it (You won't know it)
This game's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see (trying to make you see)
He's a crazy climber....

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neminem - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, the memories. That was one of the better games on the Atari. Not as addictive as this song makes it sound, but still a nice parody. A couple extra syllables, though - 4/5/5

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