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Song Parodies -> "Have I Lost My Girlfriend's Number"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Lose My Number"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Have I Lost My Girlfriend's Number"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Ever lose a wallet with your girlfriend's phone number inside it and can't know the number by heart then trying to find the wallet someplace but it's totally gone? Here it is...
Some years ago, I've lost my wallet
In a video arcade
Kept on looking for it, but I'd failed
The attempts I've made
It's never coming back
And I just cried
But something's in there
Something important I hardly memorized
Now I'm feeling paralyzed

Maybe? I've lost my girlfriend's phone number
My life had went unfair, will I have to find her?
Oh really? I've lost my girlfriend's phone number
My life had went unfair, will I have to find her? Oh no!

Searching through the day and into the night
I'm looking hard till I found her
Some didn't know her and they didn't understand
They never asked me why
What's standing in my way?
Must be some guy
Who was very shy
I've tried to get contact toward my true love
Ever since I've lose my wallet, oh my

I'd thought... now I've lost my girlfriend's phone number
My life had went unfair, will I have to find her?
Oh really? I've lost my girlfriend's phone number
My life had went unfair, will I have to find her? No!

Will I give up? Is she running and hiding?
Will I give up? Don't matter if it's wrong or right
Will I give up? I thought she'll be on my side
Will I give up? Well, maybe... will I live, will I live, will I live a real worse life?

Well, then... now I've lost my girlfriend's phone number
My life had went unfair, will I have to find her?
Oh really? I've lost my girlfriend's phone number
My life had went unfair, will I have to find her? No!

Some years ago, I've lost my wallet
In a supermarket parking lot
Kept on looking for it, but I'm failed
Did my brain just rot?
It's never coming back
And I just cried
But something's in there
Something important I hardly memorized
Now I'm feeling paralyzed

Now, I know... now I've lost my girlfriend's phone number
My life had went unfair, will I have to find her?
Oh really? I've lost my girlfriend's phone number
My life had went unfair, will I have to find her? No!

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Jason - June 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Im surprised someone like you has a girlfriend in the first place.

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