Well you can tell everyone I'm a down disgrace
Got no hair all over my face
Got no hair anymore.
You can tell everybody about the state I'm in
'Cause I shaved it all off and I just can't win
Got no hair anymore, Got no hair anymore

I don't care what you say
I like my head better that way.

'Cause I've been talking to the people that you call your friends
They say it's good that I don't have split ends
Got no hair anymore.
And as for me I was balding anyway
I lost loads of hair before forty
Got no hair anymore, Got no hair anymore.

I don't care what you say
You never had too much hair anyway.

I won't have hair anymore
It's out of my way
I'll get by
I got to keep shaving it, it takes time
Got no hair anymore, Got no hair anymore
Got no hair anymore, Got no hair anymore

Well, I don't care now what you say
'Cause every day I feel my bald head
And I don't care now what you say
Hey I'll do all right with my sweater
'Cause I know.

'Cause I have now found out that I've got a hard head
Basketballs have fallen on it, and like I said
Got no hair anymore.
And I ain't bothered what you think of me
So I'm a baldie now instead of just balding
Got no hair anymore, Did you hear? Got no hair no more.

I don't care what you say
You can see where the hair grows anyway.

I won't have hair anymore
It's out of my way
I'll get by
I got to keep shaving it, it takes time
Got no hair anymore
Did you hear? Got no hair anymore
Got no hair no more
You listening? Got no hair no more
No more!

You know I got no hair no more!
No more, no more