-> "(You) Need A Mint"
Original Song Title:
"It's A Sin"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"(You) Need A Mint"
The Lyrics
When I’m near you to my dislike
Even if it’s five feet away
I’ll still know what you ate today
Whether you squeezed parmesan juice
Or you bathed with Pepe Le Peu
Just one thing is always true
You just, you just, you just
Need a mint
Need a mint
No wonder you’re always dumped
Girls when they try to kiss you
They end up in a coffin
Before they can say that you
Need a mint
Do you just seldom brush your teeth
Or addicted to garlic beef
No doubt it smells like pea
For everyone who always knew
And tried to tell this to you who
Just didn’t want to hurt you
You just, you just, you just
Need a mint
Need a mint
Cause your breath smells worse than dung
Or two year old codfish stew
Ravioli spinach gin
When will this ever be through
Need a mint
Teacher forgive me, but who smelled it dealt it
Whoever tried to breath, there fell unconscious
Whatever that’s causing, the stench o so rancid
Teacher please move me, cause if you don’t care
Then I’d rather drop out than
Be forced to sit next to one guy
Who thinks it’s illegal to bathe
Or cuts one from his mouth each day
Whether his pits will make us sue
Or his burps run straight to the moon
Just tell him what we all knew:
You just, you just, you just
Need a mint
Need a mint
Only a dimwitted dunce
Would not think he’d go boo-hoo
And gas masks not be wearing
Or simply just never spew
Need a, need a, need a
Need a mint
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