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Song Parodies -> "Death Comes Quickly"

Original Song Title:

"Love Comes Quickly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pet Shop Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Death Comes Quickly"

Parody Written by:

Matthew Whitaker

The Lyrics

Sooner or later, it happens to everyone
To everyone

You can live your life nervous
Scared to go out
Live your life hiding
Away from the crowd
Say life is worth too much
But there’s not a thing you can do
’Cause when you least expect it
Waiting without warning for you

Death comes quickly, whatever you do
You can’t help dying (ooh ooh)
Death comes quickly, whatever you do
You can’t help dying

You can wrap yourself in cotton-wool
If thats what you want
Miss out on life’s pleasures
Whatever you want

You can hide from the rest of the world
But where does it get you to?
’Cause just when you least expect it
Just what you least expect

Death comes quickly, whatever you do
You can’t help dying (ooh ooh)
Death comes quickly, whatever you do
You can’t help dying (ooh ooh)

I know this might sound terrible, but is it so unbearable?
It may seem quite frightening, but it’s just a fact.
Death will always come to you

Sooner or later, sooner or later, it happens to everyone
To everyone

You can hide from the rest of the world
But where does it get you?

Death comes quickly, whatever you do
You can’t help dying (ooh ooh)
Death comes quickly, whatever you do
You can’t help dying (ooh ooh)
Death comes quickly, whatever you do
You can’t help dying (ooh ooh)
(oooh)

Death comes quickly, whatever you do
You can’t help dying (ooh ooh)
Death comes quickly, whatever you do
You can’t help dying (ooh ooh)

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Jason - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment
The rhyming and pacing is good, even though a number of lines were borrowed from the OS. Nevertheless, I liked it, so 545

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Andrew - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
You seem to have a real talent for this, I like it!!

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