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Song Parodies -> "Let Veganism Open The Door"

Original Song Title:

"Let My Love Open The Door"

Original Performer:

Pete Townshend

Parody Song Title:

"Let Veganism Open The Door"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

People should be eating the foods that vegans love
Once all turn to vegan eating, they'll never get enough
Let veganism open the door, let veganism open the door
Let veganism open the door to your health

If you hurt all over, turn to the diet that is kind
Sprout alfalfa or clover, take all the poison out of your mind
Let veganism open the door, let veganism open the door
Let veganism open the door to your health

It's the key to a healthy heart
That can stop you from falling apart
Try today the ideal way
Come on, give it a chance and say

Let veganism open the door
Make it what you live for
Release yourself from misery
Here's the thing to make you healthy:

Raw veganism
Let veganism open the door, let veganism open the door
Let veganism open the door, let veganism open the door

When disease befalls you, don't let it run you in
Right eating can cure your sickness, let food be your medicine
Let veganism open the door, let veganism open the door
Let veganism open the door to your health

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Meat Lover - February 07, 2012 - Report this comment
So, what's your take on this then?:

http://lierrekeith.com/vegmyth.htm
Unknown - February 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Let Man love open the door . . .
Tommy Turtle - February 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Many species of turtles are vegans, and turtles are known to live much longer than most other animals. Coincidence? I think not... and enjoy a bit of seaweed myself now and then.

DKTOS, so can't judge the pacing, but it looks like you're trying to make the parody title scan to OS title. That's not required, but it's extra credit if done well. If so, there are two extra syllables in parody title (count them).

Creativity time:
"Vegans: Life's Years, They Live More"

and to get really fancy:
"Vegan: Long Life, Guarantor"

Try it yourself, and you'll find many more possibilities. ... along with varying some of the lines and choruses more.
But here's a 555 to offset the anonymous, cowardly flamer (most are) with the totally-unjustified 111. And welcome to AIR!
Vegan Minstrel - February 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Video for this now posted at youtube.
vegan minstrel - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Music video is at bit.ly/let-veganism-open-the-door

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