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Song Parodies -> "Don Imus Opened His Hole"

Original Song Title:

"Let My Love Open The Door"

Original Performer:

Pete Townsend

Parody Song Title:

"Don Imus Opened His Hole"

Parody Written by:

George2

The Lyrics

Sometimes "Bless His Heart" is NOT a good thing. When I mention "shock", I mean shock therapy not shock jock.
What people keep repeating
Don Imus said ‘Nappy Ho’
Now everybody keeps retreating
Media can't seem to get enough

Don Imus opened his hole
Don Imus opened his hole
Don Imus opened his hole
Bless his heart

When everything seems it’s over
When everybody’s been unkind
Did Rutgers the spread not cover?
They didn’t race to the finish line?

Don Imus opened his hole
Don Imus opened his hole
Don Imus opened his hole
Bless his heart

’Nappy’ holds the key to your blown job
It can’t stop you falling apart
Try today, you'll find some way
Al Sharpton gave you a chance to say
Were your choice words chosen poor?
Or something so much more
Kathy Bates, hammer, Misery
Least you didn’t mention a tree
That's my thought

Don Imus opened his hole
Don Imus opened his hole
Don Imus opened his hole
Bless his heart

Don, tragedy befell you
You let them bring you down
Shock can cure your problems
You're so lucky I'm around

CBS opened the door
CBS showed him the door
CBS close-ed the door
Bless his heart

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Jonathan S. - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I simply can't believe how well people are hitting the mark on these "Imus" parodies! 555 boots to Imus' rear.

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