Song Parodies -> Scratch The Butthole

Original Song Title:

"Shock The Monkey"

Original Performer:

Peter Gabriel

  
Parody Song Title:

"Scratch The Butthole"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

Scratch the butt hole again
Scratch the butt hole again

Hemorrhoids bother me
It's too painful to see
Inflamed like an angry sow
Now I'm on my knees
Preparation H please
Butt hole, Butt hole, Butt hole
Don't you want to try to scratch the butt hole

In public
Is the worst
Scenario for
This annoying itch
There is one thing you must be sure of
I can't take any more
Don't you want to try to scratch the butt hole
Butt hole, Butt hole, Butt hole
Don't you want to try to scratch the butt hole

Bowels keep turning
Rectum's burning
Don't like it but I guess I'm learning

Scratch!
Scratch!
Scratch!- feel the butt hole burn more, butt hole

Relieve me, when I talk
Relieve me, when I walk
Preparation H not enough
Anal tissue's rough
Relieve me, ointment please
Butt hole, Butt hole, Butt hole
Don't you want to try to scratch the butt hole

Too much at stake
There goes an old steak
The colon is breaking

Scratch!
Scratch!
Scratch!- feel the butt hole burn more, butt hole

Scratch the butt hole
Scratch the butt hole
Scratch the butt hole again
trhall@stuart.iit.edu
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