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Song Parodies -> "Black Stallion!"

Original Song Title:

"Sledge Hammer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peter Gabriel

Parody Song Title:

"Black Stallion!"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I will be your beefcake
If you lust steer near my brand
I can make your earth to quake, violent
Shaking my Chippendale can

Girl you got to ride me
I’m a wild sort of steed

I will be your black mustang
Running long and hard, with a heart to win
Can you hear me galloping, sweating
My endurance is legend

I’d love to be your...
BLACK STALLION!
Oh wont you stroke my mane

I got to be your...
BLACK STALLION!
I will be your pleasure pony

Break me in your show ring
And I will be your gentle beast
Lead me to your hot springs
Where the juices are sweetly released

I want to be your...
BLACK STALLION!
How can you make me tame?

I got to be your...
BLACK STALLION!
I will be your polo pony

Ride me on the field fast
And you can be my number one
Whip me on the green grass
Where the balls are bouncing as you want

I got to be your...
BLACK STALLION!
How will you break me tame?

You want to ride the...
BLACK STALLION!
You will be impressed

I’m going to be your...
BLACK STALLION!
Love to be your pleasure pony

I’m your...
BLACK STALLION!
I will see you good and mounted

black...

black...

BLACK STALLION!


My hands are magic
On your skin
You’ll feel a cool rush
I’ll be galloping, we’ll be frolicking
Oh won’t you ravage me
And I will lavish you
Ravage me, I will lavish you
yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you
Lonely you

You will feel renewed
When go ride that pony
Grind, grind on that pony, yeah
You’ve been needing a stallion
You’ve been needing a stallion
Go on, go on, love me do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
You’ve been needing a stallion
You’ve been needing a stallion
It’s what you’re needing, needing
What’s your delight?

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NorCALfilly - April 19, 2010 - Report this comment
This is quite poetic, sirStalone . . . . flying on the ~PleasurePony~ is a wild ride indeed, Sir !
Meriadoc - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Egads! I thought this was going to be about that series of horse books I read as a child. I think this scarred me for life... ;-D

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