I'm roasting it, I'm baking it!
I've got to bake it slow, yeah!

So much sausage in life......

I'm going to watch them roasting!

The place where I come from - they're all thin there
They munch on sprouts
They eat tofu

- but not ME!
I want to get fat!
I worked it out......

I've been stretching my pants,
To let my big gut hang right out!

It's time to shop
I'm heading out
To the butcher
The BIG PIG butcher

I'll buy a pig nose!
And extra pig toes!

There's so much pork I'll take home!

And I'll throw scraps to a big sow,
As she squeals in the pig pen!

PIG TIME!

I'm roasting it - I'm baking it!

PIG TIME!

PIG TIME!

I've got to bake it slow, yeah!

PIG TIME!

PIG TIME!

So much sausage in life......

PIG TIME!

I'm going to watch them ROASTING!

PIG TIME!

My dinners all have pig themes
And I eat them with the widest smile

Come see how my life is one pig adventure

You're sure to be amazed
When I show you round my house, to my bed

It's reinforced with an iron frame
With a pork-white pillow for my pig-fat head

Any my oven will be a pig oven
And pigs will walk through its front door

PIG TIME!

I'm roasting it - I'm baking it!

PIG TIME!

PIG TIME!

I've got to bake it slow, yeah!

PIG TIME!

PIG TIME!

So much sausage in life......
I'm going to watch them RRRROASTING!

PIG TIME!

PIG TIME!

My neck is getting bigger!
PIG TIME!
My cheeks are getting bigger!
PIG TIME!
My thighs are getting bigger!
PIG TIME!
And my butt!
PIG TIME!
My belly is getting bigger!
PIG TIME!
And my wanker too!
PIG TIME!
Look at the big expanse,
PIG TIME!
Of the pork in my big big big big pig pig pig (pants!)