(Mrs. Krabappel) You could be a good boy
If you'd just put down that bat
Don't you hear the other kids crying?
How many people have you hit with that?

(Principal Skinner) The teachers say you're rowdy
Well, it's discipline you need

(Groundskeeper Willie) Hey, put down that weed wacker!
That is not a toy to show your friends!
My tractor is for lawn mowing, not bumping!
I'm not gonna say it again!

(All together) Who can it be? Bart Simpson
Please don't call his name
(Principal Skinner) No! Put that knife down Bart Simpson!
Death is not a game! Not funny!
Bart!

(All together) BART!

(Grandpa) Well, I think he's a nutcase
That boy will be the death of me
(Dr. Hibbert) Yeah, that boy's a nutcase
But he's funny! A-hee-hee-hee!

(All Together)
Who can it be? Bart Simpson!
Please don't call his name!
(Martin Prince) Ow...why did you do that, Bart Simpson!?
(Mrs. Krabappel) Such a little pest
(All Together) It's gotta be- Bart Simpson
(Martin Prince, points to his wedgie) This will be my testimony
(Bart) Yeah! I am Bart Simpson!
Let there be no doubt about it

(Marge) Bart?
(Homer) BART!!

(All together) Bart Simpson!

(Marge, emptying his backpack)
Plastic explosives (plastic explosives)
Hand grenades (Hand grenades)
(Homer) We let him buy this? (We let him buy this?)
(Marge) No, it's all hand made (No it's all hand made)
(Bart) You won't punish me
(Marge) I will punish you
(Bart) Punish me?
(Marge) I will punish you
(Homer) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we do mean you
Only you
For what you put us through
(Marge) He's got a hammer!
(Homer) Put that hammer down- Ow!
I think he just broke my toe!
I think he just broke my toe!
D'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh!