Tonight it's very clear
As we're both lying here
Underneath the wing of our sea-plane

Jungle bugs adore you
Anacondas nip at your toes

Don't let your gun get wet
There's crocs out there you bet
On you they'd sure like to be dining

Call my TV news crew
Time to tape my stunt for the show

I am a man who will bite your piranha
I'll be the weirdo
Who wrestles crocs

I ain't too clever
Crocs and piranha and I
Do it all
For the glory of FOX

(instrumental riff)

You've got a first-aid set
With eighteen tourniquets
My bleeding stops when you re-tie me

I have always bleeded through
I could use some units of O

I am a man who will bite your piranha
I'll be the weirdo
Who will wrestle crocs

Hope they don't sever
Me in this river when I
Fight them all
For the glory of FOX

Just like Geraldo in the jungle
On his long-canceled show

Just in time I will save the day
Rake you Nielsen ratings that'll pay

(instrumental bridge)

I am a man who will bite your piranha
I'll be the weirdo
Anacondas love

I'm gonna feel so clever
When sponsors pay me for
Having a ball
While I'm whoring for FOX

(instrumental break)

May not seem clever (may not seem clever)
But it beats phone-sex (it sure beats phone-sex)
With that
Bill O'Reilly
Who's whoring some fox

(ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo)
I did it all for FOX
(ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo)
I did it all for FOX
(ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo)
I did it all for FOX
(ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo)
I did it all for FOX
(ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo)