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Song Parodies -> "I've Got To Pee Now"

Original Song Title:

"Who Can It Be Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Men At Work

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got To Pee Now"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

I've got to pee, open up the door
Look around, don't tinkle on the floor
I can see your pants are too tight
Zipper's stuck...you should get buttonfly
Try to aim, use your hands to guide
Don't sit down, until the seat is dried
When you're done, don't forget "the shake"
Wash your hands, for someone else's sake

I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go away, I've got to pee some more!
Drank some beers, thought "What the hey?"
Now I'm trapped, and here I'll have to spray
I held it in as long as I could
the time had come so at the can I stood
Unlocked the door thought it was the end
(Uh oh) Here it comes, that feeling again!

I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!

Walked in the bathroom and I had to say,
"Why do you follow me?"
"It's just a drug test as you can see,
I hope you have to pee!"

Oh...I've got to pee now!
Oh...Can't hold it...can't hold it...
Yeah, yeah...ah!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 186

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   9
 9
 8
 
 2   2
 4
 4
 
 3   7
 4
 5
 
 4   23
 23
 25
 
 5   145
 146
 144
 

User Comments

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Sarah Cristen - December 03, 2002 - Report this comment
It was funny!
lebeiw15 - December 27, 2002 - Report this comment
THIS is your BEST song!
PF4Eva - February 07, 2003 - Report this comment
You just come up with the funniest parodies, Jeff. Keep 'em up, bud!
Men At Work Fan - March 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Just as good as the original!
TenchiGirl - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I have to pee to!!
Jonathan C. - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Fabulous song and recording, especially the "ahhh" part at the end.
I wish I was Bob Geldof - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Hepititis A-Plenty! That's one good bloody parady, you've put together, Jeff! Keep up the good work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Sarah Swanson - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved it it was so good i only hope i can right something like that one day!
Rick D - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm just getting around to perusing your stuff, But you should get a kick out of this. I work with a guy that can't get songs out of his head if he hears them a few times, so I get on my work computer and drive him crazy with my silliest ones. But NOTHING drove him crazier for more days than your recording of "I Got to Pee Now". Thanks. It was worth having it in MY head.
Johnny D - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
YER-IN the big leagues with this one! Soooo funny and well - paced !!
AMIRIGHT AWARD NOMINEE - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Best 80s song
S.T.G. - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Niftyness
Adagio - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very funny!
John Jenkins - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, good ending.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it, although I DKTOS. You might like to see my take on urinating in a public place: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/evanescence35.shtml
Johnny D - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Melhi - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
abc -- An Amiright classic and my top pick in the contest.
Meriadoc - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I am surprised I never looked at this one before. Good job.
martha - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
don't know why but it keeps reminding me of another song ... "go now".... very funny !
2nz - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Not up my alley, but really good pacing and wordplay. 5's
MysteryGoat - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude funny!!
Spaff.com - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
"Here comes that feeling again." Heh heh. I coulda sworn I'd voted for this song at some point in its long, wet amiright history. Guess not, so congrats on #168, Jeffaroo.

And I'm rather stunned that Ralphing Luke doesn't know the original. I just assumed that Aussie children were required to study Men at Work.
Spectator - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Not too shabby, but try to put a little more Calypso accent into it.
Stuart McArthur - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny Jeff - and so many have pinched the OS since!! - ah well, this is good as I've seen - 555 (wow so many votes)
Stuart McArthur - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(Aust comp) <-- forgot that bit
Johnny D - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(Aust comp) See above... and above.... and above.... oops, now you're peeing on your foot!
Phil Alexander - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
How could I not have commented on this one before... as fun as ever :-)
MysteryGoat - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Look up
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I've got to see again! Still clever, urine my good books. Perhaps I do know the original and don't know it...I never really studied at school.
Peregrin - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I must 'have gone' right pissed this previously. Funny stuff, Jeff.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I DO know the original song! Finally heard this recorded and can sing my parody of this song along to it. Nice recording, by the way.
Apricot - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty sweet. 5-4-5.
ice cold - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
the best song ever

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