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Song Parodies -> "I've Got To Pee Now"
Original Song Title:
"Who Can It Be Now"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Men At Work
Parody Song Title:
"I've Got To Pee Now"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
I've got to pee, open up the door
Look around, don't tinkle on the floor
I can see your pants are too tight
Zipper's stuck...you should get buttonfly
Try to aim, use your hands to guide
Don't sit down, until the seat is dried
When you're done, don't forget "the shake"
Wash your hands, for someone else's sake
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go away, I've got to pee some more!
Drank some beers, thought "What the hey?"
Now I'm trapped, and here I'll have to spray
I held it in as long as I could
the time had come so at the can I stood
Unlocked the door thought it was the end
(Uh oh) Here it comes, that feeling again!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
Walked in the bathroom and I had to say,
"Why do you follow me?"
"It's just a drug test as you can see,
I hope you have to pee!"
Oh...I've got to pee now!
Oh...Can't hold it...can't hold it...
Yeah, yeah...ah!
Look around, don't tinkle on the floor
I can see your pants are too tight
Zipper's stuck...you should get buttonfly
Try to aim, use your hands to guide
Don't sit down, until the seat is dried
When you're done, don't forget "the shake"
Wash your hands, for someone else's sake
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go away, I've got to pee some more!
Drank some beers, thought "What the hey?"
Now I'm trapped, and here I'll have to spray
I held it in as long as I could
the time had come so at the can I stood
Unlocked the door thought it was the end
(Uh oh) Here it comes, that feeling again!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
I've got to pee now!
Walked in the bathroom and I had to say,
"Why do you follow me?"
"It's just a drug test as you can see,
I hope you have to pee!"
Oh...I've got to pee now!
Oh...Can't hold it...can't hold it...
Yeah, yeah...ah!
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| 5 | 146 | 147 | 145 |
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It was funny!
THIS is your BEST song!
You just come up with the funniest parodies, Jeff. Keep 'em up, bud!
Just as good as the original!
I have to pee to!!
Fabulous song and recording, especially the "ahhh" part at the end.
Hepititis A-Plenty! That's one good bloody parady, you've put together, Jeff! Keep up the good work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
I loved it it was so good i only hope i can right something like that one day!
I'm just getting around to perusing your stuff, But you should get a kick out of this. I work with a guy that can't get songs out of his head if he hears them a few times, so I get on my work computer and drive him crazy with my silliest ones. But NOTHING drove him crazier for more days than your recording of "I Got to Pee Now". Thanks. It was worth having it in MY head.
YER-IN the big leagues with this one! Soooo funny and well - paced !!
Best 80s song
Niftyness
(ABC) Very funny!
Good parody, good ending.
I liked it, although I DKTOS. You might like to see my take on urinating in a public place: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/evanescence35.shtml
(ABC) See above!
abc -- An Amiright classic and my top pick in the contest.
(ABC) I am surprised I never looked at this one before. Good job.
don't know why but it keeps reminding me of another song ... "go now".... very funny !
Not up my alley, but really good pacing and wordplay. 5's
Dude funny!!
"Here comes that feeling again." Heh heh. I coulda sworn I'd voted for this song at some point in its long, wet amiright history. Guess not, so congrats on #168, Jeffaroo.
And I'm rather stunned that Ralphing Luke doesn't know the original. I just assumed that Aussie children were required to study Men at Work.
And I'm rather stunned that Ralphing Luke doesn't know the original. I just assumed that Aussie children were required to study Men at Work.
Not too shabby, but try to put a little more Calypso accent into it.
very funny Jeff - and so many have pinched the OS since!! - ah well, this is good as I've seen - 555 (wow so many votes)
(Aust comp) <-- forgot that bit
(Aust comp) See above... and above.... and above.... oops, now you're peeing on your foot!
How could I not have commented on this one before... as fun as ever :-)
Look up
I've got to see again! Still clever, urine my good books. Perhaps I do know the original and don't know it...I never really studied at school.
I must 'have gone' right pissed this previously. Funny stuff, Jeff.
I DO know the original song! Finally heard this recorded and can sing my parody of this song along to it. Nice recording, by the way.
Pretty sweet. 5-4-5.
the best song ever
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